Joe and Madeleine, Do You Know I’m Palestinian?

Posted on October 21, 2010


I have to laugh at the headlines that have been appearing in my inbox lately. I already posted a screenshot of the obstructionist, do jack-sh&^ Nancy Pelosi’s urgent appeal to help Democrats in the midterms by giving them more money.

But this is just too much.

Joe Biden complaining to me that he’s fed up? Joe Biden is the former Senator who introduced the “Palestinian Anti-Terrorism Act” in 2005, which had as its goal, the impediment of Democracy in Palestine unless the outcome suited the US and Israel. Israel went on to kill nearly 2000 Lebanese the following year, and then topped that off with another near 1000 deaths of Palestinians in 2009, despite US attempts to stop terrorism in the region by impeding Palestinian elections. That’s what Biden wanted to do with your tax money between 2005 and 2009; he wanked on the house and senate floors about Palestinian terrorism, and then sent bullets and cluster bombs to Israel on the American dime so they could kill civilians as a way of pressuring Hizbollah and Hamas. In some parts of the world that’s known as terrorism, but there was nothing in the bill about stopping Israel from achieving its foreign policy objectives by killing civilians.

And Albright? Probably the biggest impediment to a just settlement to the Israel-Palestine conflict since Golda Meir.  This is the woman who sat on the Oslo Process while Israel doubled its colonist population in the West Bank and then claimed in 2000, at the outbreak of the Intifada, that teens and children throwing rocks from an occupied territory had placed Israel–which has nuclear weapons and a 14 billion dollar a year military–under siege.

If I were just any Joe Libral Democrat from Pimento Loaf, Iowa, I’d have enough trouble stomaching Joe’s appeal. He and his partner in crime have done little about our economic woes except make sure that the politically and economically powerful don’t suffer from it. And he’s continued two wars he said he’d make sure were ended.

But Jesus H. Christ, Joe and Madeleine, I’m freakin’ Palestinian! Your request is to me the equivalent of the Klan using the B’nai B’rith’s call list for a fund raiser! You’re fed up? And you need three bucks? You should have thought of that before you made a life’s work out of dispossessing my people for political expediency. You’re just going to have to make do without that three bucks.

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